The little cap on this ring doubles as a tiny adorable shield for your knuckle the next time you punch a hole in the wall!

This nifty bit of retail trash bridges the Beloved Object and its Price Tag, a relationship that is famously of Taurean interest.
 

Woke up in a Large Mood? There’s an ear cuff for that. Extra Small Mood 5 minutes later? We got you covered!

The way this DIY bracelet hugs your wrist imparts the constant sense of security you crave.

Sad about your 90-minute herbal soak coming to an end? This tasteful ankle bracelet takes the finale of your elaborate bath routine to the next tier of luxury.

Given how frequently you nurse your friends and loved ones back to health, you could probably make a full set of chainmail armor out of these tabs at this point.

We know it looks hardcore and keeps the outside world a safe distance away, but please be careful not to hurt yourself in the process!
 

A piece of forbidden jewelry and a piercing shop all in one, this piece is perfect for making an irreversible impulse decision in a split-second!

You already use it every week to fill out a new deposit slip, might as well make it fashion!

The fact that everyone else has deemed this piece of the bag discardable is PRECISELY why you must wear it as a ring, you absolute contrarian, you.

Highly mutable, this piece of pulp can transform into a bracelet, knuckle dusters, even a toe ring… and it may also dissolve into nothingness if you look at it the wrong way.