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Read more: Pisces Horoscope: The Signs as Plugs
Pisces Horoscope: The Signs as Plugs
by Pia Marchetti
With the release of our Outlet Bag, we’ve got plugs on the brain. 🧠 Read why you’re paired with these prongs. ✨Read more -
Read more: February Horoscope: The Signs as Rings
February Horoscope: The Signs as Rings
by Pia Marchetti
With Valentine’s Day approaching, we thought we’d help you out by creating this zodiac-approved guide to selecting the best ring for your sweetie. ...Read more -
Read more: January Horoscope: The Signs as Imagined Futures
January Horoscope: The Signs as Imagined Futures
by Pia Marchetti
Our highly trained team of clairvoyants spent hours laying in a bath of photon milk to divine each star sign as an imagined future. No matter what ...Read more -
Read more: September Horoscope: The Signs as Compelling Trash
September Horoscope: The Signs as Compelling Trash
by Pia Marchetti
These items are ordinary, disposable, and boring, but we can’t stop thinking about them! There’s something special about these unspecial objects. L...Read more -
Read more: May Horoscopes: What the Signs Buy at Ikea
May Horoscopes: What the Signs Buy at Ikea
by Pia Marchetti
Ah, Ikea. She lures you in with a promise of a more organized life where the only choice you have to make is between meatballs or salmon. Find out what iconic piece of laminated particle board furniture you are based on your sign.Read more -
Read more: April Horoscopes : The Signs as Nostalgic Cell Phones
April Horoscopes : The Signs as Nostalgic Cell Phones
by Pia Marchetti
These days you have two cell phone options – an iPhone or an iPhone with worse emojis. While you can pick from a handful of colors and accessorize...Read more
