Taurus Horoscope: The Signs as Iconic Chairs
by Pia Marchetti
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Happy Taurus Season! What’s more Taurean than The Chair™️, an emblem of design philosophy and the marriage of form and function? I need to sit down. 🪑
The Signs as Iconic Chairs
♈ Aries - High Chair
You are baby. |
♉ Taurus - Eames Lounge Chair by Charles & Ray Eames for Herman Miller
You’re the only one who’s either going to 1. make enough money to afford this or 2. be patient enough to bend the plywood yourself. |
♊ Gemini - Panton Chair by Verner Panton for Vitra
You are a cantilevered mod marvel. |
♋ Cancer - Papasan Chair
Finally, a resting place with enough cushioning and roundth to generate the level of comfort you desire. |
♌ Leo - Throne
Thy Lordship hath demanded a throne befit for his royal blood. Don’t get too high and mighty - you rented this from a prop company. |
♍ Virgo - Director's Chair
You are always directing those around you via (metaphorical) megaphone. You might as well invest in the appropriate seating. |
♎ Libra - Ball Chair by Eero Aarnio
I respect your decision to completely disregard function and make choices based purely on aesthetics. |
♏ Scorpio - Peacock Chair
You are primarily associated with a French erotic film and The Addams Family. |
♐ Sagittarius - Folding Chair
You’re equally comfortable at Thanksgiving dinner, your high school friend’s wedding, or playing gin rummy with your grandmother’s friends - just as long as you don’t have to stay at any for more than a few hours. |
♑ Capricorn - Cesca Chair by Marcel Breuer for Knoll
Is this a traditional cane chair or is it or a sleek modern experience? And is Capricorn a carefully considered professional or a complete and total freak of nature? I’m not at liberty to say. |
♒ Aquarius - Ghost Chair by Philippe Starck for
Your whole bit is telling people that this acrylic chair is a post modern take on a Louis XVI. With peace and love, you should get another bit. |
♓ Pisces - Rocking Chair
An apt seat for a person in a constant state of rapt contemplation and simultaneous self-soothing. |
How did we do? What's your favorite chair and why is the Eames chair?