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  1. Horoscopes for Virgo Season: The Signs as Houseplants

    by John Macejka

    Virgo Season is HERE! ♍ We’re personally a bit burnt out after a lovely-yet-exhausting Leo Season and are ready to heal and regenerate… Virgo’s spe...
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  2. Horoscopes for Leo Season: The Signs as Forbidden Jewelry

    by John Macejka

    In like a lion, out like an even bigger and more dramatic lion: Leo Season hath arrived at long last. ♌ No strangers to adornment, Leos remind us t...
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  3. Cancer Horoscope: The Signs as Hardware That I Want to Put in My Mouth

    by Pia Marchetti

    It's Cancer season. Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies of munching on hardware? Have you created a life for yourself where you can...
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  4. Gemini Horoscope: The Signs as Species of Pasta

    by Pia Marchetti

    Pasta is a beautiful metaphor for the human condition: no matter what you look like, we're all made out of the same water flour mixture. Anyway, he...
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  5. Taurus Horoscope: The Signs as Iconic Chairs

    by Pia Marchetti

    Happy Taurus Season! What’s more Taurean than The Chair™️, an emblem of design philosophy and the marriage of form and function? I need to sit down...
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  6. Aries Horoscope: The Signs as Obscure Emojis

    by Pia Marchetti

    This Aries Season we’re bringing attention to the unsung heroes of the emoji canon. Find out which Very Rare Emoji you are. 👁‍🗨🥌📯🥛🫕🧮🏺🎑💺🕴🏻⚗️👣 The Si...
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