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    Onion Ring

    4.7
    Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
    61 Reviews
    Regular price $30
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    Rapscallions Rejoice

    Like all good jokes, this one has layers: once a mere April Fool's Concept, our Onion Ring has officially bloomed into a Deliciously Real Object! We implore you to embread a little stupidity into your everyday life and join our allium battalion.

    • Made with jewelry grade stainless steel
    • Sponsored by the Maillard reaction
    • Tarnish-free
    • Designed in NYC

    4.7
    Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
    Based on 61 reviews
    Product StyleRated 0.4 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
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    Bouba/Kiki EffectRated -0.1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
    61 reviews
    • Courtney R.
      Verified Buyer
      14 seconds ago
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      Fits perfectly!

      Love it. It may legit replace my wedding ring. I am married to onion ring now.

    • Alyssa
      3 days ago
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      5 Stars

      Hilarious and very stylish love it!

    • malory w.
      Verified Buyer
      3 days ago
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      Exactly What I Wanted

      I got the gold-colored ONION ring, and it's perfect. I wear it every day. It fits perfectly and it hasn't tarnished or turned my finger weird colors. It's something funny that makes me smile, but I can still wear it undetected at my conservative job. Excellent find.

    • randomized
      6 days ago
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      5 Stars

      ironicly my favorite ring now (aside from the ring from my parents) and very high quality

    • David S.
      Verified Buyer
      1 week ago
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      Magnificent

      The look of joy on my wife's face when she saw the word "ONION" on this made it worth the very, very reasonable price.

      STUDIOCULT
      1 week ago

      It is a privilege to bring joy and whimsy to your life. Thank you for shopping 🧅!