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Onion Ring

Regular price

Rapscallions Rejoice

Like all good jokes, this one has layers: once a mere April Fool's Concept, our Onion Ring has officially bloomed into a Deliciously Real Object! We implore you to embread a little stupidity into your everyday life and join our allium battalion.

  • Made with jewelry grade stainless steel
  • Sponsored by the Maillard reaction
  • Tarnish-free
  • Designed in NYC

  • Hypoallergenic: Our 316L jewelry-grade stainless steel will never turn your skin green
  • Durable: Highly resistant to corrosion due to its low-carbon grade
  • Low Maintenance: Won't rust or tarnish, requires virtually no special care
  • Zero Waste: Steel is 100% recyclable - so your jewelry can have a life after drip!

  • All orders are shipped out by our warehouse within 1-3 business days!
  • Most orders within the US arrive at the provided address within 7-10 business days, and all US orders include FREE standard shipping!
  • All international orders are sent out DDP (customs and taxes pre-paid). Shipping time varies by country and rate, but can occasionally take over a month - you can find specific estimates at checkout.
  • We offer Navidium Package Protection at checkout to insure your package in the event of theft, loss, or damage. All orders placed through our mobile app include complimentary package protection, on the house!
  • Need more info? Visit our complete Shipping & Delivery page, or contact us directly here!

    Although we’re disappointed whenever our products don’t work for you, we’re happy to accept returns!

    • All orders come with a lifetime warranty protecting against any material or manufacturing defects. 
    • We cannot refund packages lost in transit and highly recommend adding shipping insurance to your order at checkout!
    • All returns must be unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging.
    • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges. All clearance items are final sale. 

    Need to initiate a return? Head to our full Returns & Refunds page for detailed instructions or just contact us - we're happy to walk you through the process!

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 26 reviews

    I've had it for 5 months now and almost all the black lettering chipped away

    Zephyr R.

    This ring came at the perfect time. Almost can't believe it exists. It was perfect for fulfilling an inside joke with a friend about onion wings. The ring is great quality, very shiny
    Absolutely love it.

    Kristina B.
    Amazing. Iconic. The moment.

    It’s perfect? It’s everything I wanted and more? It’s gorgeously shiny and super true to size!! It’s extremely comfortable too!! Like the width and thickness are spot on for an everyday style band ring. It’s conceptually low key hilarious but understated/ low key. Honestly it goes with anything/everything? In short if it remotely tickles your fancy/funnybone, BUY IT.

    It came with a soft bag to hold the ring its self PLUS a complementary canvas tote bag which I will 1000% use proudly for grocery runs. I’m obsessed.

    Gabriel G.
    Love it

    It’s an onion ring and a very nice one at that. Love wearing it.

    Ann-Marie M.
    Best ring I’ve ever owned save for my promise ring!!!

    The amount of times I’ve asked people if they’ve gotten the joke and then have gotten to explain it to them is monumental. Top tier purchase👍

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