UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa Ring Size
Germany, France Ring Size
Spain, Italy Ring Size
Japan, China, India, South America Ring Size
15 mm
0.59
4
H
46.8
6,5
7
15.6 mm
0.62
5
J
49.3
9,5
9
16.6 mm
0.65
6
L
51.9
12
11
17.2 mm
0.68
7
N
54.4
14,5
14
18.1 mm
0.71
8
P
57
17
16
19.1 mm
0.75
9
R
59.5
20
18
19.7 mm
0.78
10
T
62.1
22,5
20
20.7 mm
0.81
11
V
64.6
25
23
21.6 mm
0.84
12
X
67.2
27,5
25
22.3 mm
0.87
13
Z
69.7
30
27
23.2 mm
0.91
14
Z+3
72.3
33
-
24.0 mm
0.94
15
Z+5
74.8
35
-
Rapscallions Rejoice
Like all good jokes, this one has layers: once a mere April Fool's Concept, our Onion Ring has officially bloomed into a Deliciously Real Object! We implore you to embread a little stupidity into your everyday life and join our allium battalion.
Made with jewelry grade stainless steel
Engraved ONION text filled with black epoxy
Available in super-durable 18K Gold PVD coating
Sponsored by the Maillard reaction
Tarnish-free
Designed in NYC
Hypoallergenic: Our 316L jewelry-grade stainless steel will never turn your skin green.
Durable: Highly resistant to corrosion due to its low-carbon grade!
Low Maintenance: Won't rust or tarnish, requires virtually no special care.
Zero Waste: Steel is 100% recyclable - so your jewelry can have a life after drip!
Gold Standard: Our gold stainless steel pieces are coated in a layer of real 18k gold using PVD (physical vapor deposition).
All orders are shipped out by our warehouse within 1-3 business days!
Most US orders arrive within 7-10 business days, and all US orders over $95 include FREE standard shipping!
All international orders are sent out DDP (customs and taxes pre-paid). Shipping time varies by country and rate, but can occasionally take over a month - you can find specific estimates at checkout.
Issue with your order? If your package got damaged, lost in transit or stolen, just reach out to our customer service team and we'll be happy to help!
All non-final sale items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of their postmarked delivery date.
All orders come with a lifetime warranty protecting against any material or manufacturing defects.
All returns must be unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging.
Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges. All clearance items and all piercing jewelry (e.g. earrings) are final sale.
Need to initiate a return? Head to our full Returns & Refunds page for detailed instructions or just contact us - we're happy to walk you through the process!
4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 163 reviews
Product StyleRated 0.2 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Understated Supporting Role Scene-Stealing
SizingRated -0.3 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Runs Small True to Size Runs Large
163 reviews
Kris G.
Verified Buyer
21 seconds ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Best served with a dry sense of humor.
The work I do for money is in a grocery store. This is an ultimate dad joke that you can wear on your hand.
"Look at my new ring!".
"It says...onion?".
"It's an onion ring!"
The sheer number of groans and eye rolls I've gotten were worth the $.
Laura N.
Verified Buyer
1 week ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Pun-ion ring
I gave this to someone who has a soft spot for puns, and they were delighted. It's such a cool piece for everyday wear, with that little extra something for those who look a little closer.
Margaux M.
Verified Buyer
1 week ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Got the golden onion ring
Light and cute.
Maria
1 month ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
5 Stars
I love it! Nice weight and the inscription fend good too
Brittany C.
Verified Buyer
1 month ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Ring of onion
I love this so much. A staple in my collection now.
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