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Onion Ring

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
175 Reviews
¥5,000
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Rapscallions Rejoice

Like all good jokes, this one has layers: once a mere April Fool's Concept, our Onion Ring has officially bloomed into a Deliciously Real Object! We implore you to embread a little stupidity into your everyday life and join our allium battalion.

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 175 reviews
Product StyleRated 0.1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
SizingRated -0.2 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
175 reviews
  • Dan K.
    Verified Buyer
    55 minutes ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    good

    funny & good

  • Katherine B.
    Verified Buyer
    Yesterday
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great conversation starter, even better conversation ender

    Interaction I have had multiple times:

    1. Someone asks me why my ring says Onion

    2. I tell them "it's an onion ring"

    3. They stop talking to me

    Introvert's dream.

  • Cecilia D.
    Verified Buyer
    5 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Fav pun

    I love this ring so much it was a little smaller than expected but it still fit

  • Gaylen C.
    Verified Buyer
    1 week ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    I have never been more annoying

    I actually am so glad I ordered this. It was one of those things I kept scrolling by and thinking man that would be so funny. I had to get an earring, and I said you know what.................. send it. I have every tier of my hierarchy of needs met when I ask people "hey did you see my new ring?" and they go no let me see!!! and they stare at it like....................... onion? and then I get to say yeah. it's an onion ring. Brother it's the best feeling in the world to smile like that one unassuming emoji that just sits there lookin at you. like :) hehe :) and they want to roll their eyes so bad but it's funny and they can't so they have to sit with annoyance that they didn't think of it first. Thank you, Studiocult :) Also!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Sizing is perfect!

  • Reichel C.
    Verified Buyer
    1 week ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Lovely onion

    Loved my first one so much, I ordered in another size so I can wear on different fingers more comfortably! I'm a hairstylist who constantly has their hands in water or around color/lighteners and I've worn this every day for a few weeks now with no signs of color fading/tarnishing!

    Great quality!

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