A rambunctious and vigorous vine, you waste no time taking up space. Those who don’t know any better may attempt to control you, which of course just causes you to grow even more aggressively.

The giant, purplish-green shield-shaped leaves growing from this bad boy evoke images of royalty and symbolize the classic Taurean pastime of being defensive.

You have no problem being split right down the middle--it’s as if you’re two separate plants altogether!

This trailing succulent resembles a sea creature, prefers being in the house and keeps a lot inside… water, mainly.

Also known as “Showy Medinilla” (literally), you’re the inarguable focal point of any room you’re in. Some might find your draping pink blooms to be too much, but you can’t help it if you stand out!

Don’t be fooled by the dainty, painterly blossoms--this beaut is a powerhouse, constantly working hard behind the scenes on sending up its next flower.

Sure, it cost you your entire paycheck, but gaze upon the AESTHETIC BEAUTY OF IT ALL.

Your slightly goth appearance and inclination to hang out in shady spots may intimidate some, but those who stick around quickly learn that you’re actually remarkably reliable and trustworthy.

Sort of like a fern and sort of like a moss, you defy categorization! Your psychedelic iridescent foliage covers ground quickly, popping up somewhere new everyday.

Though you may be a bit tightly wound, your finances have NEVER looked so green.

You share many similarities with the ol’ pitcher plant: you both possess heavy extraterrestrial energy and are full of digestive liquid.

You can be prone to overstimulation and fold in on yourself when mishandled, but it’s only to preserve your precious energy and protect yourself from harm.