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Horoscopes for Virgo Season: The Signs as Houseplants by John Macejka
August 25, 2021
Virgo Season is HERE! ♍ We’re personally a bit burnt out after a lovely-yet-exhausting Leo Season and are ready to heal and regenerate… Virgo’s spe...
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Horoscopes for Leo Season: The Signs as Forbidden Jewelry by John Macejka
July 21, 2021
In like a lion, out like an even bigger and more dramatic lion: Leo Season hath arrived at long last. ♌ No strangers to adornment, Leos remind us t...
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Cancer Horoscope: The Signs as Hardware That I Want to Put in My Mouth by Pia Marchetti
June 24, 2021
It's Cancer season. Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies of munching on hardware? Have you created a life for yourself where you can...
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Gemini Horoscope: The Signs as Species of Pasta by Pia Marchetti
May 25, 2021
Pasta is a beautiful metaphor for the human condition: no matter what you look like, we're all made out of the same water flour mixture. Anyway, he...
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Taurus Horoscope: The Signs as Iconic Chairs by Pia Marchetti
April 27, 2021
Happy Taurus Season! What’s more Taurean than The Chair™️, an emblem of design philosophy and the marriage of form and function? I need to sit down...
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Aries Horoscope: The Signs as Obscure Emojis by Pia Marchetti
April 07, 2021
This Aries Season we’re bringing attention to the unsung heroes of the emoji canon. Find out which Very Rare Emoji you are. 👁🗨🥌📯🥛🫕🧮🏺🎑💺🕴🏻⚗️👣
The Si...
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