Happy Taurus Season! What’s more Taurean than The Chair™️, an emblem of design philosophy and the marriage of form and function? I need to sit down. 🪑⁠⁠

The Signs as Iconic Chairs

♈ Aries - High Chair

You are baby.

♉ Taurus - Eames Lounge Chair by Charles & Ray Eames for Herman Miller

You’re the only one who’s either going to 1. make enough money to afford this or 2. be patient enough to bend the plywood yourself.

♊ Gemini - Panton Chair by Verner Panton for Vitra

You are a cantilevered mod marvel.

♋ Cancer - Papasan Chair

Finally, a resting place with enough cushioning and roundth to generate the level of comfort you desire.

♌ Leo - Throne

Thy Lordship hath demanded a throne befit for his royal blood. Don’t get too high and mighty - you rented this from a prop company.

♍ Virgo - Director's Chair

You are always directing those around you via (metaphorical) megaphone. You might as well invest in the appropriate seating.

♎ Libra - Ball Chair by Eero Aarnio

I respect your decision to completely disregard function and make choices based purely on aesthetics.

♏ Scorpio - Peacock Chair

You are primarily associated with a French erotic film and The Addams Family.

♐ Sagittarius - Folding Chair

You’re equally comfortable at Thanksgiving dinner, your high school friend’s wedding, or playing gin rummy with your grandmother’s friends - just as long as you don’t have to stay at any for more than a few hours.

♑ Capricorn - Cesca Chair by Marcel Breuer for Knoll

Is this a traditional cane chair or is it or a sleek modern experience? And is Capricorn a carefully considered professional or a complete and total freak of nature? I’m not at liberty to say.

♒ Aquarius - Ghost Chair by Philippe Starck for

Your whole bit is telling people that this acrylic chair is a post modern take on a Louis XVI. With peace and love, you should get another bit.

♓ Pisces - Rocking Chair

An apt seat for a person in a constant state of rapt contemplation and simultaneous self-soothing.

How did we do? What's your favorite chair and why is the Eames chair?