Cancer Horoscope: The Signs as Hardware That I Want to Put in My Mouth
by Pia Marchetti
· June 23,2021
Cancer Horoscope: The Signs as Hardware That I Want to Put in My Mouth
by Pia Marchetti
· June 23,2021
It's Cancer season. Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies of munching on hardware? Have you created a life for yourself where you can admit how much you want to snack on a bolt? 🔩I have. I am crazy, but I am free.
It's Cancer season. Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies of munching on hardware? Have you created a life for yourself where you can admit how much you want to snack on a bolt? 🔩I have. I am crazy, but I am free.
The Signs as Hardware I Would Like to Put in My Mouth
The Signs as Hardware I Would Like to Put in My Mouth
♈ Aries - Wing Nut
So easy a kid can do it? No — so easy an Aries can do it.10/10 - would put it in my mouth
♈ Aries - Wing Nut
So easy a kid can do it? No — so easy an Aries can do it.10/10 - would put it in my mouth
♉ Taurus - Hex Nut
Sturdy, industrial, classic. Don’t get screwed on so tight you can’t reverse your choices.10/10 - good mouth feel
♉ Taurus - Hex Nut
Sturdy, industrial, classic. Don’t get screwed on so tight you can’t reverse your choices.10/10 - good mouth feel
♊ Gemini - S-Hook
We could go this-a-way, or we could go that-a-way. Some say you flip-flop, I say you’re versatile.10/10 - would hook onto my cheek like a fish
♊ Gemini - S-Hook
We could go this-a-way, or we could go that-a-way. Some say you flip-flop, I say you’re versatile.10/10 - would hook onto my cheek like a fish
♋ Cancer - Washer
You’re okay, you just need to take some SPACE!10/10 - would bite into like an old timey miner determining the authenticity of a gold coin
♋ Cancer - Washer
You’re okay, you just need to take some SPACE!10/10 - would bite into like an old timey miner determining the authenticity of a gold coin
♌ Leo - Cap Nut
You stand proud above the surface. You are meant to be seen!10/10 - would throw a handful back like popcorn
♌ Leo - Cap Nut
You stand proud above the surface. You are meant to be seen!10/10 - would throw a handful back like popcorn
♍ Virgo - Hardware Organizer
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.10/10 - would use the forbidden ice tray
♍ Virgo - Hardware Organizer
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.10/10 - would use the forbidden ice tray
♎ Libra - Felt Furniture Pad
You just want everything to go along smoothly.10/10 - a good source of fiber
♎ Libra - Felt Furniture Pad
You just want everything to go along smoothly.10/10 - a good source of fiber
♏ Scorpio - Biscuit
You are permanently affixed... yet invisibly so.10/10 - would eat with a spreadable cheese
♏ Scorpio - Biscuit
You are permanently affixed... yet invisibly so.10/10 - would eat with a spreadable cheese
♐ Sagittarius - Pneumatic Staples
SK-CHNK, K-CHNK, K-CHNK. Gotta blast!10/10 - would live dangerously and chomp down on these bad bois
♐ Sagittarius - Pneumatic Staples
SK-CHNK, K-CHNK, K-CHNK. Gotta blast!10/10 - would live dangerously and chomp down on these bad bois
♑ Capricorn - Screw Anchor
This utilitarian sheath is holding it all together behind the scenes. It’s okay to let people know when you’re struggling under pressure!10/10 - would gnaw for several hours
♑ Capricorn - Screw Anchor
This utilitarian sheath is holding it all together behind the scenes. It’s okay to let people know when you’re struggling under pressure!10/10 - would gnaw for several hours
♒ Aquarius - Cam Lock Nut
Yes, you make flat-pack furniture possible. But at what cost?10/10 - would hold in my mouth like a metallic mint
♒ Aquarius - Cam Lock Nut
Yes, you make flat-pack furniture possible. But at what cost?10/10 - would hold in my mouth like a metallic mint
♓ Pisces - Picture Hanger
You are installed to hold up 1. a dried bouquet of flowers 2. a smoked glass mirror 3. an evil painting.10/10 - satisfying crunchy snack
♓ Pisces - Picture Hanger
You are installed to hold up 1. a dried bouquet of flowers 2. a smoked glass mirror 3. an evil painting.10/10 - satisfying crunchy snack