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  1. Read more: Pisces Horoscope: The Signs as Plugs
    Pisces Horoscope: The Signs as Plugs

    Pisces Horoscope: The Signs as Plugs

    by Pia Marchetti

    With the release of our Outlet Bag, we’ve got plugs on the brain. 🧠 Read why you’re paired with these prongs. ✨
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  2. Read more: February Horoscope: The Signs as Rings
    February Horoscope: The Signs as Rings

    February Horoscope: The Signs as Rings

    by Pia Marchetti

    With Valentine’s Day approaching, we thought we’d help you out by creating this zodiac-approved guide to selecting the best ring for your sweetie. ...
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  3. Read more: January Horoscope: The Signs as Imagined Futures
    January Horoscope: The Signs as Imagined Futures

    January Horoscope: The Signs as Imagined Futures

    by Pia Marchetti

    Our highly trained team of clairvoyants spent hours laying in a bath of photon milk to divine each star sign as an imagined future. No matter what ...
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  4. Read more: September Horoscope: The Signs as Compelling Trash
    September Horoscope: The Signs as Compelling Trash

    September Horoscope: The Signs as Compelling Trash

    by Pia Marchetti

    These items are ordinary, disposable, and boring, but we can’t stop thinking about them! There’s something special about these unspecial objects. L...
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  5. Read more: May Horoscopes: What the Signs Buy at Ikea
    May Horoscopes: What the Signs Buy at Ikea

    May Horoscopes: What the Signs Buy at Ikea

    by Pia Marchetti

    Ah, Ikea. She lures you in with a promise of a more organized life where the only choice you have to make is between meatballs or salmon. Find out what iconic piece of laminated particle board furniture you are based on your sign.
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  6. Read more: April Horoscopes : The Signs as Nostalgic Cell Phones
    April Horoscopes : The Signs as Nostalgic Cell Phones

    April Horoscopes : The Signs as Nostalgic Cell Phones

    by Pia Marchetti

    These days you have two cell phone options – an iPhone or an iPhone with worse emojis. While you can pick from a handful of colors and accessorize...
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