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  1. Horoscopes for Virgo Season: The Signs as Houseplants

    by John Macejka

    Virgo Season is HERE! ♍ We’re personally a bit burnt out after a lovely-yet-exhausting Leo Season and are ready to heal and regenerate… Virgo’s spe...
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  2. Horoscopes for Leo Season: The Signs as Forbidden Jewelry

    by John Macejka

    In like a lion, out like an even bigger and more dramatic lion: Leo Season hath arrived at long last. ♌ No strangers to adornment, Leos remind us t...
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  3. A Deeper Dive Into Cheugy

    by Pia Marchetti

    Cheugy: The Casual Aesthetic That Tries Too Hard Another day on the internet, another made-up descriptor: Cheugy. We’ve been scrolling past this ph...
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  4. Cancer Horoscope: The Signs as Hardware That I Want to Put in My Mouth

    by Pia Marchetti

    It's Cancer season. Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies of munching on hardware? Have you created a life for yourself where you can...
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  5. Gemini Horoscope: The Signs as Species of Pasta

    by Pia Marchetti

    Pasta is a beautiful metaphor for the human condition: no matter what you look like, we're all made out of the same water flour mixture. Anyway, he...
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  6. Forever Ever: Songs You Can Listen to Forever

    by Pia Marchetti

    Our Forever Ring was partially inspired by Shirley Bassey's iconic James Bond title track Diamonds Are Forever. That got us thinking about Kanye We...
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