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Onion Ring

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Rapscallions Rejoice

Like all good jokes, this one has layers: once a mere April Fool's Concept, our Onion Ring has officially bloomed into a Deliciously Real Object! We implore you to embread a little stupidity into your everyday life and join our allium battalion.

  • Made with jewelry grade stainless steel
  • Sponsored by the Maillard reaction
  • Tarnish-free
  • Designed in NYC

  • Hypoallergenic: Our 316L jewelry-grade stainless steel will never turn your skin green
  • Durable: Highly resistant to corrosion due to its low-carbon grade
  • Low Maintenance: Won't rust or tarnish, requires virtually no special care
  • Zero Waste: Steel is 100% recyclable - so your jewelry can have a life after drip!

  • All orders are shipped out by our warehouse within 1-3 business days!
  • Most US orders arrive within 7-10 business days, and all US orders over $50 include FREE standard shipping!
  • All international orders are sent out DDP (customs and taxes pre-paid). Shipping time varies by country and rate, but can occasionally take over a month - you can find specific estimates at checkout.
  • Issue with your order? If your package got damaged, lost in transit or stolen, just reach out to our customer service team and we'll be happy to help!

  • Need more info? Visit our complete Shipping & Delivery page, or contact us directly here!

    Although we’re disappointed whenever our products don’t work for you, we’re happy to accept returns!

    • All orders come with a lifetime warranty protecting against any material or manufacturing defects. 
    • All returns must be unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging.
    • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges. All clearance items and all piercing jewelry (e.g. earrings) are final sale. 

    Need to initiate a return? Head to our full Returns & Refunds page for detailed instructions or just contact us - we're happy to walk you through the process!

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 27 reviews
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    R
    Rachel

    Love!!

    J
    Jane

    I've had it for 5 months now and almost all the black lettering chipped away

    Z
    Zephyr R.
    Fantastic

    This ring came at the perfect time. Almost can't believe it exists. It was perfect for fulfilling an inside joke with a friend about onion wings. The ring is great quality, very shiny
    Absolutely love it.

    K
    Kristina B.
    Amazing. Iconic. The moment.

    It’s perfect? It’s everything I wanted and more? It’s gorgeously shiny and super true to size!! It’s extremely comfortable too!! Like the width and thickness are spot on for an everyday style band ring. It’s conceptually low key hilarious but understated/ low key. Honestly it goes with anything/everything? In short if it remotely tickles your fancy/funnybone, BUY IT.

    It came with a soft bag to hold the ring its self PLUS a complementary canvas tote bag which I will 1000% use proudly for grocery runs. I’m obsessed.

    G
    Gabriel G.
    Love it

    It’s an onion ring and a very nice one at that. Love wearing it.

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