• Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring
  • Onion Ring

Onion Ring

Regular price

Rapscallions Rejoice

Like all good jokes, this one has layers: once a mere April Fool's Concept, our Onion Ring has officially bloomed into a Deliciously Real Object! We implore you to embread a little stupidity into your everyday life and join our allium battalion.

  • Made with jewelry grade stainless steel
  • Sponsored by the Maillard reaction
  • Tarnish-free
  • Designed in NYC

  • Hypoallergenic: Our 316L jewelry-grade stainless steel will never turn your skin green
  • Durable: Highly resistant to corrosion due to its low-carbon grade
  • Low Maintenance: Won't rust or tarnish, requires virtually no special care
  • Zero Waste: Steel is 100% recyclable - so your jewelry can have a life after drip!

  • All orders are shipped out by our warehouse within 1-3 business days!
  • Most orders within the US arrive at the provided address within 7-10 business days, and all US orders include FREE standard shipping!
  • All international orders are sent out DDP (customs and taxes pre-paid). Shipping time varies by country and rate, but can occasionally take over a month - you can find specific estimates at checkout.
  • We offer Navidium Package Protection at checkout to insure your package in the event of theft, loss, or damage. All orders placed through our mobile app include complimentary package protection, on the house!
  • Need more info? Visit our complete Shipping & Delivery page, or contact us directly here!

    Although we’re disappointed whenever our products don’t work for you, we’re happy to accept returns!

    • All orders come with a lifetime warranty protecting against any material or manufacturing defects. 
    • We cannot refund packages lost in transit and highly recommend adding shipping insurance to your order at checkout!
    • All returns must be unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging.
    • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges. All clearance items are final sale. 

    Need to initiate a return? Head to our full Returns & Refunds page for detailed instructions or just contact us - we're happy to walk you through the process!

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 19 reviews

    Cute ring and the quality seems nice!


    Really cute and always give me a kick to look at!
    However, the black in the lettering rubbed away partially in a month or so and I have to fix it with a pen occasionally— not a huge deal, but something to note.


    My favorite piece of jewelry. Well crafted, durable, and seeing the light leave people eyes when they realize… best purchase ever

    Eric W.

    And perfect. Fits great, makes me giggle everytime I look down, it’s ridiculous, and affordable

    I wanted it as soon as I saw it

    I still love the ring, it's comfy and funny.
    HOWEVER, I'm extremely disappointed because there is an issue with it. The black coloring of the letters is already disappearing. I haven't even had it a month, but it already looks like I've had it for years. Maybe it's a fluke? But I can't really afford to order another one to test it 🤷‍♀️

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